date: Monday, July 13, 2009 @ 9:29 PM
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AHAHAHA. I AM UNEXPLAINABLY HIGH, DUE TO DRAMA LESSON AND I THINK ITS THE NUMBING EFFECTS AGAINST SCREWED-UP ORAL TODAY. NEED I SAY MORE?
ANYWAY, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ORAL (gives the tricia -serious, pissed, say-one-more-word-and-i-kill-you face)OR I WILL.. OKAY, I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO BUT IT SURE WON'T BE PLEASANT.
So, having done with that, here's a loong excerpt from christine's blog which is absolutely witty and hilarious, but disclaimer! if you're a twilight saga fan, please immediately fly away(LOL pun).
"okay im still in the throes of teenage angst and i shall use it as an opportunity to make everyone feel as miserable as i am.
starting with twilight.
okay, so one day i was in Times bookstore browsing a book. i see an acceptably hot guy staring at me from a book's cover. i take it and flip over to the blurb. and i flip. the book plot's about this girl and a vampire dude and some werewolves are involved to and the book wasnt written by a certain S. Meyer and i was going what. the. fuck.
this book's plot is a ripoff from twilight! speaking of which, why do people even want to read twilight? it has no plot, bad characters, a fucking MARY SUE as a protagonist and so irritating i wish Twilight was real just so i could punch her in the face. it has no extensive vocabularly or vast array of phrases that make you go, boohoo. in fact, if you ever cry because of text-centred approach its because you're thinking, "ohmygod. please tell me that Meyer didn't just massacre the english language."
AND PEOPLE ARE COMPARING HER TO JK ROWLING I MEAN PLEASE. JK is genius. she doesn't have complicated phrases but that's absolved by the genius plot. you can tell she's been thinking when she writes the book, at least. Meyer, on the other hand's like, OOOH OOOH OOH I WANT THIS TO BE MY BOYFRIEND . and she writes all the qualities down, bases it on an urban myth, makes the guy devastatingly hot and sparkly, and wham, its a bestseller.
what the fuck?!
i feel very scared for this generation, with the average teenager's reading list starting at Twilight and ending at Eclipse.
"oooh, i like my boyfriend, he's sparkly!!!"
not to mention the movie sucked shit. I SAW THE SHAPE OF EDDIE'S RED CONTACTS so fake. the acting was so stilted and i kept laughing during the show because it was utterly ridiculous (the blog post from my old blog here) . the plot was even worse than the book's (and the impossible just keep happening.) and the acting was about just as good as channel 5's. which, as well all know, isn't exactly hollywood worthy.
so how was it able to sweep all the awards, over gossip girl, which has a extremely good looking, well-dressed and overall glamorous cast, and a complicated gossip plot line, or better yet, the dark fucking knight. they can't act! eddie over here looks like a bloody douchebag? ohmigod i think if i concentrate enough, he does hold a slight (and i emphasise on slight) relation to Nate Archibald of Gossip Girl (by the way, to liken the resemblance more this is the worst photo i have of him) AND YOU CAN SEE, NATE IS SO MUCH HOTTER EVEN THOUGH I DONT LIKE NATE MUCH BUT STILL.
there's only one reason why fangirls still go into orgasm hearing edward cullen's name. they all want an Edward to their Bella. which i must therefore pop, because i honestly feel damn irritated by all the vampire-y shows and books popping up and taking away shelf space of those that should be appreciated more, like The Name of The Wind, or Skinned. both are exceedingly rare, but one of the best books i read.
WHY DO GIRLS LIKE EDWARD SO MUCH? he plays the piano, musically inclined. he's hot. he's smart. he's undateable. he's a vampire, which pretty much guarantees the best love bites ever. and he's the most cliche thing ever to walk this universe ("oh i love you bella will never leave you honeybaby w0rhsxsxsz not even to that infernal hairy wolfboy of yours lurbb lurbb muacksxsxsz") BUT HONESTLY GIRLS DO YOU REALLY THINK SUCH A PERSON EXISTS. and even if he does, what are the chances of him finding you of all people? what makes you so special? what's with the sudden allure to vampires, if you're that into mythical creatures go find a Yeti to snuggle with. or a Giant Octopus. i swear there're more chances of them existing than a vampire.
and its so utterly disgusting how people react to New Moon its like they actually think they're reliving the book through the movie again. and that's fine with me, if you're into the whole attain-nirvana-through-repeatedly-dying kind of thing. please oh god dont let that grow up till our next generation our kids will be born half retarded with a love-biting tendencies trying to imitate the latest vamp fad ohmigod
i mean, vampire sperm?"
HAHAHA okay, besides the expletives, it owns you, and not to mention, meyer. hahaha, although I actually think twilight the movie is slightly feeling.
so anyway, haha, have fun :D with oral. and to all those who DON"T have oral, i have nothing to say.
so, the next few weeks will be spent on greek theatre, EUNUCH admirals(oh great thanks KUO PAO KUN) and little terrorists running around lush green plains.
so there.
