this cute little awesome paedo-ee that martha would love to prey on (it's like ho meeting cats, visualise that scenario- ho gawking at the cat, stones a little while due to over-excitement, then sprints over, pounces on it, and does something unimaginable and indescribable to that little pussy cat), actually saw her ghastly, fear-inducing picture (that made her look like she suffers from mental retardation) and comment on it.
take this photo and multiply it by ten. there you have it:DDD
amusing much, his response.
so as can be seen from the video, he was thoroughly scared and scarred for having to witness something so horrendous. I don't think he will ever want to near anyone called martha ever ever ever again for as long as he lives.
by any chance if you wonder upon yonder star who the lead in the video is, he's carolyn's brother! Ian Chan En En? I guess that's his name heh. he was so cute, and was in fact trying to play hard to get at the beginning. he refused to take a picture with me! com'on! no cute kid has ever refused a picture with me! like hello, i'm like their best playmate!? so obviously persevering and all, i was determined to make him take a picture with me. true enough, he initiated a picture with me! HAHAHAHAHA (sorry martha!)
anyway, on to the next point of the post today.
I'm going to do a short introduction to carolyn's life to all of you potential stalkers out there.
get ready to be shocked, surprised and be pleasantly tickled!
firstly(in no chronological order), guess what flavoured shower gel does she use?
a) banana
b) kiwi
c) grape
d) strawberry
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yep! pink and strawberry flavoured! never guessed it eh?!
heh, on to the next one!
what was her childhood obsession?
a) tweety bird
b) pooh(!!!)
c) barney
d)cinderella
it would definitely be a tough fight between pooh and barney. i think when i was in kindergarten, mondays, wednesdays and fridays were pooh days and tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays were barney days. sunday was all day i guess, it gave them(pooh and barney) a chance to talk to each other about what an awesome owner i am!:D
so, without the tension and suspense,
barney wins!so then moving on to a snippet of her life that would appeal greatly to chantel, amanda ape and shu:
and now, letting you in on a teeny weeny secret: carolyn actually had a childhood! no, actually, she's still having it! 
multi-coloured balloons, cars, and baby bolster.
what more could a kid ask for?
there are actually a lot more fascinating things in her house, like how she has scv in her own room, this pull up bar at her door, this small seat in her shower cubicle, an lcd projector, a cool sleek and shiny purple chair, and igallop (a shade of purple also i guess), swings and rope ladders and bikes and a sink in her garden and a few million rooms in her house!
phew, that was a whole lot of things to say in a breath!
her house is just awesome. all she needs is a swimming pool, and i can safely say its a holiday resort, even though it seems like one to me already, of course with the company of cute little paedo preys(in martha's terms) running around the house all day.
that would be haven!
okay so before i conclude today's post, i would like to thank chantel and flower for drama today, in case chantel gets pissed off at no mention of her name here. when that happens, undesirable things will happen, and i cringe at the thought. so no, no thinking about it:D
so there chantel, don't do anything dangerous alright? here's your name a few more times, to satisfy your urge of self proclamation.
CHANTEL CHANTEL CHANTEL CHANTEL CHANTEL CHANTEL CHANTEL
cheers to a fairly happy day:D
cross my fingers cross my heart, please let us go for duky! dear god