CAN'T WAIT FOR PLANE TOILETS AND GORY MESS OF INTESTINES!
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date: Monday, May 25, 2009 @ 9:11 PM
title: damn
i feel so bl--dy darn pissed off now cos guess what?
duky is cancelled
DUKY IS BL--DY DARN CANCELLED
why? swine flu?
hellooooooooo! no one died in uk hellooooooooo!?!?!?!
and they have to be kia-si and all, and crush us all. thanks, when cedar can still bl--dy go to uk this friday?! how fair can this get?
ARGHHHHHHH DON'T BOTHER TO OFFER YOUR CONDOLENCES COS NOTHING IS GONNA HELP
WE'RE ALL GONNA PETITION, GET OUR PARENTS TO EMAIL MOE EVERY HOUR AND DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO GO TO UK
DUKY, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP ON YOU
I WANT TO SIT ON THE AEROPLANE, GO TO THE AEROPLANE'S TOILET, AND TRY FLUSHING THE TOILET WHILE SITTING DOWN
CHANTEL NEEDS TO GO TO UK AND FIND AN ANGMOH BOYFRIEND
CABBY NEEDS TO GO TO UK TO FIND HER ROBERT PATTY
SHU NEEDS TO GO MAKE ANGMOH FRIENDS
ALL OF US NEED TO GO TO UK AND BE IMMERSED WITH ANGMOHS AND ESCAPE FROM ALL THE CHINESE HERE
I KNOW I SOUND UTTERLY SPOILT, DUMB AND BIMBOTIC, BUT LOOK, AT LEAST I'M NOT PLANNING TO GO THERE TO FIND AN ANGMOH HUSBAND RIGHT?
IT'S ACTUALLY NOT ALL THE OTHER THINGS, ITS THE SIMPLEST FACT THAT WE'LL GET TO ACTUALLY MAKE A PLAY WITH ALL THE OTHER DRAMA STUDENTS AND THE WHOLE AWESOME EXPERIENCE OF HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY, CUP NOODLES PARTY AND ALL! NOW IT'S ALL GONE!
ALL OF US HAVE WAITED THREEEEEE FREAKING LONG YEARS FOR WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN IN 13 DAYS TIME, AND NOW, BECAUSE OF SWINE FLU(?!?!?!?) WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THREEE YEARS HAVE POOFED, BAM, WHAM, VANISHED AND WE'RE ALL GONNA FEEL SO SAD THAT WE'RE NOT GOING TO CAMWHORE IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR ANYMORE.
TWO WEEKS AGO, I TOLD SHU THAT IF HE SAID DUKY WAS CANCELLED, WE'LD ALL STAND IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND CRY. BUT TODAY, WE COULDN'T EVEN CRY.
THAT'S THE EXTENT.
CAN THIS WEEK GET ANY WORSE?
GOD HELP ME
date: Monday, May 18, 2009 @ 8:09 PM
title: wheeeeee!
much thanks guys! felt so touched today! cards and presents were all awesome! i really never knew singapore had so much giraffe merchandise! see! when there's a will, there's a way! :DDDDD
anyway, short post now since THE THROAT is killing me DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
i don't think i'm schooling tomorrowD: i know you'll miss me! :DDD
THANK YOU ALL OVER AGAIN! <3333333333
date: Monday, May 11, 2009 @ 12:27 AM
title: we say ice ice baby ICE ICE BABY
so many things have happened in this short span of time. so today, i'll be talking about camp and xuwen's farewell.
and oh, before that, happy Mother's day! plan fell through though but never mind, we shall make it up soooon!
so anyway, on to camp. it was pretty awesome, just that day one was boring. we played this navy seals game that everyone else was cheating at and there were spiders, millipedes and lots of love grass that stuck on to my track pants. so much so that i went up to ho and carolyn, pointed at my track pants and said "hey look! this spring's newest fashion statement!" after that was the leadership talk, which pretty much caused the incessant pain my bottom had to go through. well at least we learnt about the SWOT thing, and the class SWOT thing was highly amusing, the threats being prime and all. and oh, i can never forget what ho wrote on her personal threats part. she wrote "poor health" i was laughing like crazy and then after that i saw simin write "poor health (H5N1)" i guess this demonstrates the truth in er ru mu ran (if i remembered it clearly)? haha anyway, so that was pretty much the first day.
the second day was a whole lot better! there were high elements like rock climbing, log walking, and scary things. i guess it was the first time i truly experienced the power of motivation and encouragement. i never thought that the screams and cheers were so powerful! honestly, when i was up on the log, my legs were trembling, i felt so scared, i felt chicken! but i knew i couldn't just give up, i mean, i had such a hard time getting up and all right? so, i just walked and walked and walked, praying in my mind. it was quite a relief when it ended and even now i can't seem to remember how i felt there and then. anyway, at the moving logs station, i once again felt the power of encouragement. sara was really scared and seriously, just looking at the swaying tyres made me cringe. so, ho and i, being the great awesoem composers we are, made a cheer for sara and screamed it to her throughout! she was so cute! when her harness rope thing got tangled with the tyre, the safety instructor said she had to get on the tyre again. we were all like "WHAT?!?!?!?!?" she then tried to lift the tyre, but eventually she got back onto it, spun one round and got back on the platform. she was so brave! awesome guts! next was the high rock climbing. i thought since i only did 1 item so far, it wouldn't hurt giving another one a go right? i didn't want to go home having only tried the log thing! so i gave it a go. mackie was before me and i tell you she was so totally cool! she scaled the thing like spiderwoman or something! she was so good! she really raised the bar! so i was next. i told myself that i would be contented just to reach the seventh panel, anyway 7 is my favourite number. and it was really tough, the arms were like on anesthesia, numb and all. but i just tried, up, up and away! but i stopped at the eighth panel although i would have really liked to reach the top! after lunch was the team bonding games. i think it was really until then that all of us displayed the willpower, enthusiasm and will to overcome the obstacles. although i would have really liked to succeed in games like the hand entanglement and the mat game, we just have to accept failures sometimes. actually many a times. but it was really nice that all of us took the initiative to try to cooperate and solve the problem. i just felt this indescribable sense of fulfilment when everyone was trying their best as a team. despite the failure, i felt that all of us gave our personal best and worked really hard.
oh oh and campfire was awesome(okay, i need to work on my thesaurus and vocab, i can't keep using awesome!) let's just say the campfire was astounding!
HEY! IT'S HOT IN HERE!
THERE MUST BE SOME HOPE IN THIS ATMOSPHERE!
WE SAY ICE ICE BABY!
ICE ICE BABY!
HEY! ITS HOT IN HERE!
THERE MUST BE SOME REASON FOR THIS TEMPERATURE!
WE SAY ICE ICE BABY!
ICE ICE BABY!
WE'RE BRINGING UP THE TEMPERATURE!
WE GO
H!
H-O HO!
H-O-P HOP!
H-O-P-E HOPE!
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE 3 HOPE!
-cues screaming, raving and jumping around-
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE OUR (once again) AWEEEEEEEESOMEEEEEEEE CHEER!
I REALLY REALLY REALLY THINK OUR CHEER WAS THE BEST!
SO COOL, HIP AND IN!
okay, so yes, unfortunately we (meg and i) didn't get to camwhore on day 3 due to some reasons.
sad yeah i know :(
anyway, since i didn't get to participate in the affirmation note writing thing, i shall do it here!
basically, i want to thank the whole of 3 HOPE, Ms Lee and the instructors!
especially: mackie -for sending me that awesome touching sms, really made my day! yan lin -for talking to me in between breaks and waiting for me and stuff! carolyn -for talking too! weiting - for being such a great team member and leading us all in the cool team games! jeanette -for helping in the games too! marie -for making such funny observations and comments that made me laugh! megan -for whining about insects! haha no luh, for waiting and stuff! lynette -for being so cool and un-stony! angeline -for being so enthusiastic about everything! claire -for being all funny and nice!
and the rest for just being part of this awesome class! I think I love 3 hope now! at least we can look forward to many more AWESOME months together yeah?
3 HOPE FTW!!! (L)(L)(L)
ps: its getting late, the brain cells are screaming, so i shall continue with xuwen's farewell tomorrow!
3 HOPE IS (L)!
date: Friday, May 1, 2009 @ 10:42 PM
title: martha-the-paedo(failed)
oh my gosh! this is so exciting, I can hardly contain my excitement!
this post is almost only addressed to martha, but of course all of you are free to read about this significant milestone in her life.
point for today: I'm going to prove today that martha has failed as a paedo. she has failed terrible and sadly and thus, today marks the end of her paedo-ing career because something all professional paedo-ers dread has happened -a paedo-kid exclaiming his(in this case, martha only paedos on boys, talk about magnets) paedo-master as scary/ gross/ frightening/ pervy-looking/ anything negative.
before i start on anything, martha, please comment, will this little paedo-ee induce any emotion for you to prey on him?
be honest marth, don't delude and convince yourself he isn't cute because HE FREAKING IS!
anyway, moving on.
this cute little awesome paedo-ee that martha would love to prey on (it's like ho meeting cats, visualise that scenario- ho gawking at the cat, stones a little while due to over-excitement, then sprints over, pounces on it, and does something unimaginable and indescribable to that little pussy cat), actually saw her ghastly, fear-inducing picture (that made her look like she suffers from mental retardation) and comment on it.
fyi marth, your photo was enlarged, slightly larger than A4 size. and the approximate size of your eye, was as big as three $1 coins put together. you want to know how it looked like?
take this photo and multiply it by ten. there you have it:DDD
amusing much, his response.
so as can be seen from the video, he was thoroughly scared and scarred for having to witness something so horrendous. I don't think he will ever want to near anyone called martha ever ever ever again for as long as he lives.
by any chance if you wonder upon yonder star who the lead in the video is, he's carolyn's brother! Ian Chan En En? I guess that's his name heh. he was so cute, and was in fact trying to play hard to get at the beginning. he refused to take a picture with me! com'on! no cute kid has ever refused a picture with me! like hello, i'm like their best playmate!? so obviously persevering and all, i was determined to make him take a picture with me. true enough, he initiated a picture with me! HAHAHAHAHA (sorry martha!)
anyway, on to the next point of the post today.
I'm going to do a short introduction to carolyn's life to all of you potential stalkers out there.
get ready to be shocked, surprised and be pleasantly tickled!
firstly(in no chronological order), guess what flavoured shower gel does she use?
a) banana b) kiwi c) grape d) strawberry
dum . . . dee . . . dum . . . dee . . . dum . . . dee . . . dum . . . dee
yep! pink and strawberry flavoured! never guessed it eh?!
heh, on to the next one!
what was her childhood obsession?
a) tweety bird b) pooh(!!!) c) barney d)cinderella
it would definitely be a tough fight between pooh and barney. i think when i was in kindergarten, mondays, wednesdays and fridays were pooh days and tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays were barney days. sunday was all day i guess, it gave them(pooh and barney) a chance to talk to each other about what an awesome owner i am!:D
so, without the tension and suspense,
barney wins!
so then moving on to a snippet of her life that would appeal greatly to chantel, amanda ape and shu:
she's totally into hsm!!! although i personally don't encourage this weird and unhealthy obsession with hsm, isn't it fascinating?!
and now, letting you in on a teeny weeny secret: carolyn actually had a childhood! no, actually, she's still having it!
multi-coloured balloons, cars, and baby bolster.
what more could a kid ask for?
there are actually a lot more fascinating things in her house, like how she has scv in her own room, this pull up bar at her door, this small seat in her shower cubicle, an lcd projector, a cool sleek and shiny purple chair, and igallop (a shade of purple also i guess), swings and rope ladders and bikes and a sink in her garden and a few million rooms in her house!
phew, that was a whole lot of things to say in a breath!
her house is just awesome. all she needs is a swimming pool, and i can safely say its a holiday resort, even though it seems like one to me already, of course with the company of cute little paedo preys(in martha's terms) running around the house all day.
that would be haven!
okay so before i conclude today's post, i would like to thank chantel and flower for drama today, in case chantel gets pissed off at no mention of her name here. when that happens, undesirable things will happen, and i cringe at the thought. so no, no thinking about it:D
so there chantel, don't do anything dangerous alright? here's your name a few more times, to satisfy your urge of self proclamation.
take this photo and multiply it by ten. there you have it:DDD
barney wins!
